Amy closed the door again, and exclaimed "Wow, jeez, that one girl has the hugest nose on the planet! Why in heaven's name would she want to draw attention to it by framing it with bright purple jewels?"
"Maybe she was trying to draw attention to her eyes so people won't notice how big her nose is," I suggested. "She'd be better off doing really dramatic eye make-up though."
"Yeah, but the other girl is so much worse!" Jenny said, and Annette could not contain her laughter.
"It's so true!" Annette squealed.
"Her face is covered with zits," continued Jenny, "and she deliberately puts these sparkly red fake rubies on her face to complement them! Is she completely insane? You have to look twice at the one on the bridge of her nose to see that it's a jewel and not a giant zit ready to explode all over everyone."
"Seriously, you really have to wonder what could possibly have been going through her head when bought those glasses," I added. "Did she honestly look at herself in the mirror with them on and say 'Oh, yeah, this looks really good'?"
"Well, there are plenty of fashion retards in this world," Amy commented.
Then Tammy, who had been silent this whole time, broke in. "C'mon you guys, it's not nice to make fun of people like that."
"Why not?" I asked, "There's no harm in discussing 'fashion don'ts'."
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